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The night before last i had a series of weird dreams. I should have put them here yesterday. But i didn't, and now i've forgotten too much, so i'll just write about the oddest one.

I was picking up stuff in the lounge room, when a commercial came on tele, One of those infomercials, about a new massaging device that every home needs! A white palm sized vibrator, just like the one in the add above. I found this very amusing because it was obviously a basic vibrator that can be purchased at any sex shop. And as the models on tele demonstrated how to use it by massaging the tense spots on their own necks and backs with the cheap, white vibrators. I sat on the couch to watch the commercial with great amusement and giggled randomly.

I think that dream came from me and a freind talking about checking out a sex shop in the next town during the weekend.
Before doing this post, i did an image search for "Funny vibrator" to put at the top of the post. I was really surprised to find the add. Maybe my mum was telling the truth when i found one of those under her mattress while making her bed, when i was 12, and she said it was for massaging her broken tail bone when i bought it out and asked her what it was :o)

Unnecessary Assetts

I went to see our local car mechanic/used car guy [Steve] and he had an old roadster convertible that he'd just put out on the lot to sell. It looked like the above pic, but a compact 2 seater 60's car that i can't find a pic of.
I told him i'd take it and he took it home for me.
But then i realised that i hadn't got any info about the car before i bought it.
I hadn't asked how much it was.
When was the rego due?
Was there any flaws in the car?
I hadn't even taken it for a test drive!
All the important stuff!
I hung around the workshop to talk to Steve about that stuff, but he was really busy and i had to wait around for a while [with the kids]. When i Finlay saw him, he told me the car was 3 grand. Rego was due this coming Wednesday [today] but he'll pay for all of it because the motor in the car had actually been dropped before being put in the car, so he'll compensate for that by paying the rego [$500]
I was pleased with that, and i hugged him and kissed him on the cheek, lots of times. He told me not to kiss him on the cheek so much, and i was a bit disappointed about that coz he looked a bit cuter than he usually did lol
He asked what i was going to do with my other car [The Celica i absolutely adore in reality!] I hadn't even thought about that.
But i said i was going to keep that too for now.

When i got home, i told John about the car. And about how i hadn't even found out anything about it before. He told me off before following me out to see it.
But in the car park, the car was actually a little old UFO that looks like a car off The Jetsons. Apparently when you lock it up, it turns into a UFO looking thing for looks.
John and i talked about weather to take it back to Steve and say we don't want it, or keep it and try selling it. I think we decided to keep it.
Then the dream went off on some other bizarre tangent......

Start Darn it!

The other night i was dreaming about the lawnmower. John can start it ok, and Rose can start it ok, But i can't. In my dream it bothered me and i was trying really hard to start it. Then i woke up because i knocked my bedside lamp over, while pulling the mower chord lol

Driving By The Pool

This is a picture of my beautiful car that i love as though it were a part of me!
Last night i dreamt that i swapped her with a friends [T] car because i wanted a change. I went over it and showed T the little things about my car that only know about.
I regretted the swap as soon as i'd done it, but i thought i better go to bed [We were sleeping at T's house] and sleep on it. I tossed and turned all night, kicking myself over what i'd done. I got up at first light and ran downstairs, crying, to renig on the deal. T was getting her kids ready for school and they were just walking out the door. I told T that i had to take my car back and i was looking for the keys. She said, "Is this about the news last night?" When i gestured that i didn't know what she was talking about, she turned the tele on. And there was a news item showing her hubby [J] in thier pool, getting drunk with a bunch of their mates, and someone was driving my car into the pool behind him!
I ran outside, and there in the sparkling clear water in the bright morning sun, was my car in the middle of the pool. I rushed over to her and pushed her out as much as i could. I got the bonnet just out of the water so i figured it was ok to start. So i turned the key and she started first turn, but i couldn't drive her out of the water completely. As she moved, there were little fish like leaches where she had been. I kept trying to drive her but the edge of the water kept moving away from me. Before long we were driving down the street which was covered in water.
Then some of J's friends from the night before saw me and tried to catch up to me in their own cars, trying to get the car back. Eventually i lost them and drove back to T's. All their friends were back there and they were partying again. I snuck in the house....

And that's where i woke up :o)

I just spend nearly an hour blogging about an awesome dream and blogger didn't auto save it and it didn't post. I am a tad annoyed at that! lol

Hello?

Yesterday morning i was woken up by the phone next to my bed. But i didn't really wake up, the noise just got Incorporated into my dream. But i was aware of reaching over as if to pick up the phone, putting my [empty] hand to my ear, and saying, "Hello?". It was the sound of me saying "Hello" that really woke me up, and i really answered the phone.
How odd lol

A Rose By Any Other...Form?

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In this dream, my oldest daughter, Alix, was living with us. And all was good. We'd had a party and everyone had left so we went to bed [John was working night shift and i dunno where Jason was] The girls slept in my bed, as is the ritual when John works nights. Alix lay across the end of the bed, Rose was on my side of the bed, and i was in Johns spot.
The light was off but there was a nice glow from the bedroom window.
We were chatting happily when we heard a noise like a wimper coming from a little storage room just outside the bathroom. I told Alix to go have a look and when she came back she said, "Mum, you're not going to believe this, but there's another Rose in that room!" I didn't really believe her, but i didn't really not believe her either. So i said, "Go and get her then." So she did. She bought her in and we all looked at her. I said, "Just put her in the bed next to me." [so i was in between the Roses. Does that make me a thorn? lol]
Rose didn't feel threatened by this other Rose [Let's call her Rose2?] Both Roses looked just like Rose did when she was about 6, Cute with a little bob haircut. But Rose was 12 in the dream, Rose2 was not. Yet they were exactly the same.
Rose2 started to change as she lay there looking at me. Her hair grew longer and browner. Her eyes grew browner too. She eventualy looked nothing like Rose but she still was.
I called John and said, "John, You're not going to believe this, but..."
And he told me to get my car keys and his car keys. I need to go to sleep with one set of keys, mine if i want Rose to be the only Rose still here in the morning. And his keys if i want Rose2 to be the only Rose.
Rose is the apple of my eye [in reality] and i knew both these Roses were my Rose, so i had to think hard. If Rose stayed, life would carry on as normal in the morning. But if Rose2 stayed, because she was a little younger, i'd miss the stuff that Rose and i had lived till now. But who can chose between two equally awesome kids?!?
I was just swaying toward keeping "now" Rose with me when my alarm went off :o)