There Should Be A Bana On That!

Ok, so i haven't been here a while. I have a weird dream then tell someone [who isn't interested]. I mean to write it here[for other people who aren't interested lol] but if i leave it too long, i forget.
But this one was really exciting, because it was about Eric Bana [The Hulk, Black Hawk Down, Troy, Troy, The Castle, Star Trek, The Time Travelers Wife, Funny People, and the comedy series Fast Forward]and i think he's the sexiest man in the world, so i won't forget in a hurry :o)


John and i went to a concert thing. When we walked in, i noticed that a group of Australian comedians were performing on stage, some kind of skit. Eric bana was one of them [In fact he's the only one i really noticed]
Somehow John and i got separated while trying to find our seats. From the crowd i saw where he was sitting, but was a bit annoyed that he didn't even notice that i wasn't with him.
So i went out to the foyer and waited for him to come looking for me. I went outside and it had been snowing a lot. I had bare feet and yet the snow wasn't making them that cold. My hands were freezing though! There was a couple of guys sitting outside that i didn't like the look of, so i went back into the foyer. John wasn't looking for me, so i popped my head around the corner to see where he was sitting, and he was enjoying the show. Still seemingly oblivious to my absence. So i just stayed in the foyer until the show was over. When it was over though, i moved over to the furtherest wall and stood against it as the crowd moved past me. When everyone had gone, i noticed the actors were getting ready to leave, down by the stage. They were just waiting for Eric. I walked over to them, and even though i was looking at them, they didn't really have any faces. More like paper masks [made of skin] with little beady, flat eyes.
One of them asked what i was doing, just as Eric walked out from behind the stage. I said, "Mr Bana, would you mind if i had my photo taken with you?" [I thought about adding that i was asking coz i'd missed the show, but didn't] He smiled and walked toward me, saying "Sure!" I gave one of the other guys my camera, and Eric put his arm around me to pose. I smelt beer on his breath and i figured they'd had a pre-drink drink after the show. His arm was warm and it felt really comfortable.

That's all there was. I've always fancied Eric, ever since he started his acting career. He's just all 'round awesome! John won't even watch a movie with him in it coz he knows i'll just be perving the whole time!
When he was making his movie about his car, a friend of mine met him at his car dealership. He didn't know that i drool over Eric, but i was still fuming that i wasn't told that he was going to be there so i could meet him. It STILL pisses me off to think of! lol
I've never dreamed of Eric, so last night was nice. I woke up with a smiley sigh :o)
In my dream, i hope John got run over in the parking lot lol

MA15+?

The night before last i had a series of weird dreams. I should have put them here yesterday. But i didn't, and now i've forgotten too much, so i'll just write about the oddest one.

I was picking up stuff in the lounge room, when a commercial came on tele, One of those infomercials, about a new massaging device that every home needs! A white palm sized vibrator, just like the one in the add above. I found this very amusing because it was obviously a basic vibrator that can be purchased at any sex shop. And as the models on tele demonstrated how to use it by massaging the tense spots on their own necks and backs with the cheap, white vibrators. I sat on the couch to watch the commercial with great amusement and giggled randomly.

I think that dream came from me and a freind talking about checking out a sex shop in the next town during the weekend.
Before doing this post, i did an image search for "Funny vibrator" to put at the top of the post. I was really surprised to find the add. Maybe my mum was telling the truth when i found one of those under her mattress while making her bed, when i was 12, and she said it was for massaging her broken tail bone when i bought it out and asked her what it was :o)

Unnecessary Assetts

I went to see our local car mechanic/used car guy [Steve] and he had an old roadster convertible that he'd just put out on the lot to sell. It looked like the above pic, but a compact 2 seater 60's car that i can't find a pic of.
I told him i'd take it and he took it home for me.
But then i realised that i hadn't got any info about the car before i bought it.
I hadn't asked how much it was.
When was the rego due?
Was there any flaws in the car?
I hadn't even taken it for a test drive!
All the important stuff!
I hung around the workshop to talk to Steve about that stuff, but he was really busy and i had to wait around for a while [with the kids]. When i Finlay saw him, he told me the car was 3 grand. Rego was due this coming Wednesday [today] but he'll pay for all of it because the motor in the car had actually been dropped before being put in the car, so he'll compensate for that by paying the rego [$500]
I was pleased with that, and i hugged him and kissed him on the cheek, lots of times. He told me not to kiss him on the cheek so much, and i was a bit disappointed about that coz he looked a bit cuter than he usually did lol
He asked what i was going to do with my other car [The Celica i absolutely adore in reality!] I hadn't even thought about that.
But i said i was going to keep that too for now.

When i got home, i told John about the car. And about how i hadn't even found out anything about it before. He told me off before following me out to see it.
But in the car park, the car was actually a little old UFO that looks like a car off The Jetsons. Apparently when you lock it up, it turns into a UFO looking thing for looks.
John and i talked about weather to take it back to Steve and say we don't want it, or keep it and try selling it. I think we decided to keep it.
Then the dream went off on some other bizarre tangent......

Start Darn it!

The other night i was dreaming about the lawnmower. John can start it ok, and Rose can start it ok, But i can't. In my dream it bothered me and i was trying really hard to start it. Then i woke up because i knocked my bedside lamp over, while pulling the mower chord lol

Driving By The Pool

This is a picture of my beautiful car that i love as though it were a part of me!
Last night i dreamt that i swapped her with a friends [T] car because i wanted a change. I went over it and showed T the little things about my car that only know about.
I regretted the swap as soon as i'd done it, but i thought i better go to bed [We were sleeping at T's house] and sleep on it. I tossed and turned all night, kicking myself over what i'd done. I got up at first light and ran downstairs, crying, to renig on the deal. T was getting her kids ready for school and they were just walking out the door. I told T that i had to take my car back and i was looking for the keys. She said, "Is this about the news last night?" When i gestured that i didn't know what she was talking about, she turned the tele on. And there was a news item showing her hubby [J] in thier pool, getting drunk with a bunch of their mates, and someone was driving my car into the pool behind him!
I ran outside, and there in the sparkling clear water in the bright morning sun, was my car in the middle of the pool. I rushed over to her and pushed her out as much as i could. I got the bonnet just out of the water so i figured it was ok to start. So i turned the key and she started first turn, but i couldn't drive her out of the water completely. As she moved, there were little fish like leaches where she had been. I kept trying to drive her but the edge of the water kept moving away from me. Before long we were driving down the street which was covered in water.
Then some of J's friends from the night before saw me and tried to catch up to me in their own cars, trying to get the car back. Eventually i lost them and drove back to T's. All their friends were back there and they were partying again. I snuck in the house....

And that's where i woke up :o)

I just spend nearly an hour blogging about an awesome dream and blogger didn't auto save it and it didn't post. I am a tad annoyed at that! lol

Hello?

Yesterday morning i was woken up by the phone next to my bed. But i didn't really wake up, the noise just got Incorporated into my dream. But i was aware of reaching over as if to pick up the phone, putting my [empty] hand to my ear, and saying, "Hello?". It was the sound of me saying "Hello" that really woke me up, and i really answered the phone.
How odd lol