We went to look at a house that was a lot bigger than ours [we are looking to sell and buy elsewhere in the same town] It needed a bit of work, but we were prepared to 'buy down'. John & i were amoungst a buying party - a group of people interested in the same property. There were a couple of stair cases and at the top of one of them, was a doorways that you had to lean into sideways to get into a room. A really big kids bedroom.
When we'd finished looking around the house, i went to use the loo. When i was washing my hands afterwards, i looked at myself in the mirror and noticed one of my front teeth had fallen out & all the rest were jagged and hollow. It was gross!
But John still loved me and thought i was gorgeous Aawwwwww
We were the last ones to leave and the owners were getting pushy for us to leave because they wanted to get stoned. The more impatient they got, the worse the house started to look. Like thier impatience was uncovering patch up jobs they'd done on the house.
When we walked outside, we realised that the house was closer to the highway than our current house is, so we couldn't live there anyway.
We took one of thier cars to leave with. Then we left it someone and called a towtruck. We hoped the cops would be called and the house people would get busted for drugs.
And thats it